What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams