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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred