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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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Who is the poorest guy in the south?

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What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred