What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred