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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again