Dogfight Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

A baaahhhd movie. ()

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

Why do American's take letters out of words?

Because they're lazy, and they hate U.

Michael Vick Jokes More Michael Vick Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did a blind french guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!