Dogfight Jokes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

Michael Vick Jokes More Michael Vick Jokes

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Master Jokes More Master Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu