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Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!