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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.