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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top