Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

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Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!