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What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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What do they have in common?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!