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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Purr Jokes More Purr Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!