What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Purr Jokes More Purr Jokes

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!