What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

What did Courtney Love say before shooting Kurt Cobain?

Hole is going to be huge!

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

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What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!