What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

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What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.