What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

Purr Jokes More Purr Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!