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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

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What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!