How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

Does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

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