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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.