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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing