Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder