Dark Humor Jokes

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

What's a joke?

My life...

Racist Joke Jokes More Racist Joke Jokes

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...