Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
People don't take it lightly.
A helium polymer.
Dead Pan.
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!
Because it was turned on!
He was de-lighted
Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.
Because it's 92.96 million miles away.
Myrrhder
25 to Life.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
A small loan of a million dollars.
They both start with you looking over your shoulder.
