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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich