Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?