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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich