Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich