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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich