Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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It's a little meteor.

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Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich