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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

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How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth