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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!