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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!