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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!