What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!