What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a little quiche.