What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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Where did I take my pet Cow on Valentines Day?

To the Moooovies

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.