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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!