What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.