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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What did the coma patient win?

A-trophy.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.