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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!