What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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Spring water

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What does Mrs. Pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

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Because he was soda-pressing

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!