What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.