What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

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They always leave a piece of themselves behind.