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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.