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What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.