Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)