How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit