Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit