Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff