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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit