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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.