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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did Data find in Picard's gym sock?

The Next Generation

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!