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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.