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What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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Why are you baking octopus?

So I can get octopi.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.