How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Who's there! Bill! Bill who?

Bill-tup area!

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Who lives in the White House?

The black man

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.