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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.