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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Who's there! Bill! Bill who?

Bill-tup area!

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.