How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

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Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why are Russians so heartless?

Because organ traders offer good price.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

Change.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Who lives in the white house?

The black man

Ted Kennedy Jokes More Ted Kennedy Jokes

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.