What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.