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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.