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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.