What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.