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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.