When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

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How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT