What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

What does a vulture bring with him on the airplane?

His carrion bag.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!