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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Seek Jokes More Seek Jokes

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir