The airplane.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
They keep getting caught in the net!
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
A flying saucer.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Because he was always spotted.
In the I.C.U.
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
The bear hug!