What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

A receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.