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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood