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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.