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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What followed the dinosaur?

It's tail!

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

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How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.