Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament?

She wouldn't play on a regulation size table

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!