Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer