Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.