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Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Who's there! Bette-lou! Bette-lou who?

Bette-lou a few pounds!

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.