Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.