Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.