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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.