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How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

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What's in the backpack?

A parachute.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.