How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Parachute Jokes More Parachute Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Slack Jokes More Slack Jokes

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Blind Skydiver Jokes More Blind Skydiver Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.