What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

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Who's there! Betsy! Betsy who?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac!

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.