What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.