Luck Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who has large antlers a high voice and wears white gloves?

Mickey Moose!

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Wrong Place Jokes More Wrong Place Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Algaebra Jokes More Algaebra Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.