Luck Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

Leprechaun Jokes More Leprechaun Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

7 Year Jokes More 7 Year Jokes

How manyh grad students does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes 7 years.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

Lottery Jokes More Lottery Jokes

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan?

Finding a baby in two trashcans.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.