Luck Jokes

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

I'm at wick's end.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Who's there! Charles! Charles who?

Charles your luck on the lottery!

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

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Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

Whats the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Dubai don't broadcast the Flintstones but AbuDhabidooooooooo

Ireland Jokes More Ireland Jokes

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror