What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What do you call it when a redhead goes nuts?

A ginger snap.