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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.