What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread