There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on
It takes longer to milk the bull.
In a casino, you really mean it.
It was stumped.
Answers below please.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
A frog in a blender
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
You rarely have to meet their dad.
It didn't have a peel.
They've both got ice on the inside.
Aw-burn!
