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What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.