What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

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Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

What followed the dinosaur?

Its tail!