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What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.