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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!