What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.