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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

Saurus Jokes More Saurus Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.