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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.