What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.