What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.