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Acne Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

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Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)