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Bad Case Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

M Jokes More M Jokes

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.