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Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.