Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.