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Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes