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Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!