What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that