What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.