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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack?

Jail-O

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.