A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
A car in first-crash condition.
Because they can spell it.
Because it crashes all the time.
I need space.
Your's is possessive
Barq's Root Beer.
Plain.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
With fade out and to credits.
Vladimir Puddin'
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
It's theft rate.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
