What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack?

Jail-O

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.