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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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Who is driving the car?

The police.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

Honda Jokes More Honda Jokes

What's the most reliable thing about a Honda?

It's theft rate.

Why do so many Latinos drive Hondas?

Because they're reliable, quality made cars.