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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

Nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary