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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?

So the violists don't need to be retrained.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend