Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!