What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.