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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank

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How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7