Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

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