Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce