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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

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What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.