What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

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Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)