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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.