What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.