What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

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Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.