Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.