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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors?

A Joint family.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit?

His job was soda-pressing

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.