Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.