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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

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Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.