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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.