Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

Wrestle Jokes More Wrestle Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

Where do onions wrestle?

Onion rings.