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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...