What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.