What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.