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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!