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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.