What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated milk.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!