What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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He wanted to be with his family.

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What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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The pizza can feed a family of four.

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A large pizza can feed a family of four.