What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!