Poach Jokes

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!