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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.