What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.