What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Previous Random Joke Next

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why didn't the Smurfs fit in the house?

There wasn't mushroom.