What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.