What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!