What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!