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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

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What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.