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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...