What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.