What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."