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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!