What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!