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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!