What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!