What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.