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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

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What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird