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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Why is diarrhea hereditary?

Because it runs in your genes!

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

The both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.