How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird