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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube