Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Eighth Jokes More Eighth Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Gif Jokes More Gif Jokes

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.