Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

Removed

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Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

Eighth Jokes More Eighth Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale?

A top-of-the-lime model.