Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

Removed

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What happens when a linguist gets sick?

Plosive diarrhea

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.