Youtube Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

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What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

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Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body?

Because it was already attendin'.

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....