My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
The couch pulls out...
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me