10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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87 Story Jokes More 87 Story Jokes

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

100 Meter Jokes More 100 Meter Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.