10 Second Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

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Message Jokes More Message Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

5 Second Jokes More 5 Second Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag?

About 5 seconds.

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

How many balls does Fred have?

10

10 Year Jokes More 10 Year Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.