What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happens to a drunk vampire?

They get a fangover.