Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

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What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle