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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle